Tuesday, June 19, 2007

What's in a gnome?

Snakes and reptiles apparently!

Quote:
"During ... check of international mail ...
officer
discovered two snakes and
three lizards
stuffed inside three of
the diminutive garden
figurines in
a shipment from Britain.
"

Ssssnakey insidesss...


"A day later, officials at the same facility
X-rayed another package from
Britain
and found five
snakes and five lizards
stuffed inside pottery figures ...
"

"Both packages ... declared as gifts."


My.. my.. what exotic gifts!
Now this beats having snakes on a plane, now it should be snakes in a gnome.


Newscaster Wen Ching, 2007.

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